I'm Mitch: artist & oddball living in beautiful Vancouver, Canada.

This is not a website with a purpose, it's just a collection of random thoughts.

Recently

  • book_2Finished reading Rhythm of War January 09, 2026
  • chatBased on my workout stats I’m really good at working out on Monday and then skipping the entire rest of the week but! Still proud of myself for lifting the heavy metal things over and over again. January 05, 2026 @ 6:00PM
  • lockYear in Review: 2025 January 02, 2026
  • lockAlmost a website, and almost a reaction December 17, 2025
  • chatWell, I guess I’m 34 now. Birthdays are weird! October 14, 2025 @ 5:17PM
  • chatWoke up at 4am in a panic over a drunk text I couldn’t figure out how to un-send. Except the text and the drinking and all of it was a dream, and now I’m just Awake :) September 24, 2025 @ 4:50AM
  • chatA strength workout yesterday and a 6K run today? Is there some sort of award for willfully exercising two days in a row because I feel like I’m better than everyone right now August 07, 2025 @ 5:45PM
  • chatYou ever wake up and just, like, immediately ruin your own day? Let the record show that if today is a meltdown day, it was My Own Fault 🤡 July 22, 2025 @ 7:28AM
  • book_2Finished reading Oathbringer July 14, 2025
  • chatI used ChatGPT on purpose, and it actually... helped? I feel gross. June 08, 2025 @ 6:19PM

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Me

You can call me Mitch.

For a living, I something ~buzzword~ project management [corporate] SaaS office job, but in my free time I like to paint, fuck around with web development, and eat good food.

I pay stupid money to live in Vancouver, Canada (west coast best coast!) but I travel when I can. Otherwise, you’ll find me out walking with Zeus or settled in for a couple of hours of gaming. If you've got something to say??? be brave and send me an old-fashioned email: mitch@bartlett.pro

Now

It's winter, and the lack of sunlight is real. Most days, I'm trying to find the energy to go to work, but also exercising, painting, and reading every day? Sure, Jan. I'm making it through the holidays, enjoying the opportunity to take a break from work, and focusing on connecting with the people around me.

This

The website you are looking at is the latest iteration in a long line of personal sites I have maintained over the years. Why does it exist? Mostly because I'm too lazy to cancel the domain renewal. Everything is powered by Kirby, and was generated by human intelligence.